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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

I just finished a gif set and my photoshop decided to crash….

Kieron Richardson - GTM 2011.

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Why am I always drawn to the fucked up characters/pairings that have zero chance at being happy????

Just heard my neighbour sing the “washing machines live longer with calgon” theme from that advert.

Anonymous asked: Kieron Richardson/Liam Cunningham

Ohhhhh YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.


Mr. Brightside
The Killers

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

(Source: wrists, via leelalomaxs)

shimmerfang:

hey it’s okay you can ship whatever you want, to each their own! *sees a ship i don’t like on my dash* wha tt the FUCK is this.. what the fuck

(via stehay)

(Source: catsiel)

Okay… I just watched the concluding episode of How I Met Your Mother and I totally get why people are so pissed off. I hate this stupid show anyway but the ending just makes me hate it even more.

(Source: gallifreylove)

Just been rewatching ITV’s Cracker, all the seasons. When ever I get to the ‘best boys’ episode I break down and cry till I can’t no more.

Now that is a ship worth shipping. That is the only ship I ever shipped. Nothing else comes close.

My Kittens have litter box issues….

They always miss their target. I don’t know how that’s even possible since it’s a big ass litter box. They stick their butts out over the edge and just poop and it ends up on the floor EVERY SINGLE TIME.

nickolaifinn:

Kieron Richardson at the Attitude’s Top 100 launch party

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